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I don’t always write as anon, but when I do, it’s a ridiculous question.

— 6 hours ago
#me  #self  #anon  #lol  #stupid  #funny  #quite  #questions 

Look familiar? The rock and me are brothers from another mother.

— 4 days ago with 5 notes
#me  #the rock  #roller coaster  #lol  #twins  #look alike  #self  #omg  #funny 

lunakitsuen:

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This photo is AWESOME, Hot Hot Heat. This lady is ’bout that life as a Heat fan, giving the ole’ finger to Joakim Noah as he got ejected in last night’s game. Gotta love OBLVD for this.

Stay classy Miami

(via shelsyr)

— 2 weeks ago with 13 notes
#lol  #basketball  #chicago  #bulls  #Noah  #bitch  #funny  #classy 

gayn:

i dont think ill ever get over the fact that ill never know what its like to have a boner

I’ll never get over the fact I will never know the feeling of a queef.

(via jackkkkay)

— 2 weeks ago with 99877 notes
#lol  #funny  #hahah  #omg  #queef  #boner 
FLASH AAAHHHHAAA! Savior of the universe!!!!

FLASH AAAHHHHAAA! Savior of the universe!!!!

— 2 weeks ago with 3 notes
#flash gordon  #lol  #epic  #the best  #throw back  #old  #vintage  #80s  #awesome  #funny  #omg  #wow  #rofl 
Peanut butter time!! Stocking up… But really this will last me like 3 days

Peanut butter time!! Stocking up… But really this will last me like 3 days

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
#me  #fitness  #diet  #food  #lol  #funny  #motivation  #healthy  #bodybuilding 
Came home from the gym to find this

Came home from the gym to find this

— 2 weeks ago with 8 notes
#trouble  #puppy  #funny  #cute  #puggle  #dog 

You don’t mess with a bodybuilder when he needs to fucking eat. I’m about to kill a mother fucker over a banana and penutbutter!

— 1 month ago with 1 note
#bodybuilding  #fit  #fitness  #fitblr  #gym  #lol  #funny  #wtf  #true  #angry  #health  #diet 

I’m trying to sleep… But there is some large ass bird of pray flying around my backyard screaming… I think it’s a fucking pterodactyl!!!

— 1 month ago with 1 note
#wtf  #sleep  #lol  #bird  #dinosaurs  #funny  #me  #self  #fuck life  #smh  #omg  #why  #night  #creepy  #scary 

I fell off a 50ft ladder yesterday, luckily I was on the first step.

— 1 month ago with 4 notes
#lol  #funny  #stupid  #wtf  #joke  #haha  #omg  #me  #self